Compras innecesarias de coches sin E90M3

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
02/23/2019 at 23:12 • Filed to: None

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Hola, en esta edicion de CICSE90M3 hare que todos se enojen pues escribire todo en español. Asimismo, para ahorrar tiempo encontrando coches estupidos, solo buscare en la seccion de “Otras marcas” en Mercadolibre.

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71 HP, 1,650kg, y capaz de usar gasolina con 76 octanos (o Tonayan en una emergencia), este todo terreno Ruso no promete nada... Hasta en el articulo lo que mas presumen es que puedes facturar el IVA ya que en teoria es un vehiculo comercial.

Como todo lo que salio de la Union Sovietica, esto da mucha risa. Pero muchos casos da mas pena.

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Ford nunca vendio el Taurus mk6 en Mexico. Pero si vendieron el Police Interceptor por varios años, y fue el vehiculo preferido de algunos corporativos de policia. Sobretodo en el norte porque era mas caro que el Charger y lo unico que les gusta hacer es mamar.

Los rines de aleacion y el escape modificado demuestran que a esta agencia se les acabaron los clientes que quieren un coche patruya, y ahora lo trataran de vender para un uso civil, como los P71 decomisionados en EEUU, pero igual de lento e incomodo.

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El coche mas barato de la lista tambien es el mejor. Este Jeep es mejor que el Hunter fuera de calle (No lo se, pero da igual, tiene 71HP) y aparte no se ve tan ridiculo como el Taurus.

Notaras que este Jeep cuenta con blindaje y el anuncio no cuenta con una descripcion entonces no se nada mas. Porque pusieron un Jeep en “Otras Marcas”? Porque asi es mas facil que lo veas.

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Quien haya puesto este anuncio es una persona especial, no solo creen que su Camaro no tiene marca, si no que tambien creen que alguien pagaria 430,000 pesos por un Camaro con tres años de antiguedad y con llantas que parecieran haber sido pintadas por niños de cinco años.

Pareciera que lo vende porque demasiada gente le decia “Lindo Mustang.”

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El anuncio indica que esta “Super equipado” este Bocho con paneles de fibra de vidrio nisiquiera tiene la alineacion bien, o un velocimetro, o ventanas, o ganas de vivir.

No.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spanfeller is a twat
02/23/2019 at 23:22

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Hello, in this edition of (Unnecessary car shopping with E90M3) (?) all (?) (?) written entirely in Spanish. (?) for (?) time (?) stupid cars, only (searching?) in the “other brands” section of (Freemarket?)

My Spanish may be a bit rusty.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/23/2019 at 23:25

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My written spanish actually sucks, so putting this on google translate may yield strange results.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spanfeller is a twat
02/23/2019 at 23:28

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I’m sure it’s coherent . I only took two years of Spanish and haven’t used it at all since then so I simply just don’t know a lot of those words.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Spanfeller is a twat
02/23/2019 at 23:29

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The fuck did you just call me


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Spanfeller is a twat
02/23/2019 at 23:31

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I really wanted one of those VW based dune buggies as a kid.  We had a neighbor with one in a super bright metal flake green.


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Spanfeller is a twat
02/23/2019 at 23:33

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Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
02/23/2019 at 23:37

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Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > wafflesnfalafel
02/23/2019 at 23:37

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It looks like an interesting thing to ride. I know a friend of mine actually owns something similar, a VW Thing.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Spanfeller is a twat
02/23/2019 at 23:39

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estoy enojado porque esto en español


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > WilliamsSW
02/23/2019 at 23:40

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ReA (Lol)


Kinja'd!!! Audio Tachometer > Spanfeller is a twat
02/24/2019 at 00:06

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Esto es el primer episodio que he encontrado pero me gusto bastante. Q ue Camaro, guey!


Kinja'd!!! P5guy now GTIguy > Spanfeller is a twat
02/24/2019 at 00:07

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Los rines de ese taurus me gustan y no se porque. No creo que ningún Ford en los estados unidos tiene ese estilo de Rin. 


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > P5guy now GTIguy
02/24/2019 at 00:11

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no son de fabrica


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Audio Tachometer
02/24/2019 at 00:12

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Hare mas algun dia


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > Spanfeller is a twat
02/24/2019 at 00:34

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You put in an “ñ” but couldn't be arsed to add accent marks on words. WTF, güey?


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Aremmes
02/24/2019 at 00:41

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Because my written spanish sucks and Kinja doesn’t have a spelling corrector.


Kinja'd!!! NKato > Spanfeller is a twat
02/24/2019 at 06:18

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Did you see my post from last night? 


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > NKato
02/24/2019 at 09:41

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Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > NKato
02/24/2019 at 10:59

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Oh I saw that incident. Pretty windy around this time of year.

The hymn says that soldiers were granted by god in every “son” so I guess they come from there?

On the other hand the serious answer is there’s a military lottery for men, if you have to serve because of the lottery it’s only a few weeks iirc. It’s optional for women, and dual citizens cannot serve


Kinja'd!!! NKato > Spanfeller is a twat
02/24/2019 at 15:46

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interesting... the dual citizen thing, is that recent? 


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > NKato
02/24/2019 at 15:56

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I wouldn’t know


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Spanfeller is a twat
03/06/2019 at 22:43

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¡ Por favor! I enjoyed slowly figuring this out, looking up a word or two at a time when I needed to. I understood enough of the descriptions of the Camaro and VW Sedan... thing to chuckle a bit. Especially the Camaro.